Water sucks, Gatorade is better
According to this piece here, water is not allowed in the U.S. Cellular Field dugout now, due to Gatorade being the official sports drink of Major League Baseball, meaning no water, no Vitaminwater, no Red Bull, no other drinks in the dugout other than Gatorade, and certainly, no tobacco juice from Nick Swisher. I wonder if the rest of Major League Baseball is following this unhealthy attitude for sports marketing.
I wonder what Bobby Boucher thinks of that. He’s gonna open a whole case of whoop-ass pretty shortly on Selig here..
Don’t drink the water! (nj.com)
Tags: Baseball, sports, MLB, Major League Baseball, Nick Swisher, water sucks, gatorade is better, the official ___ of major league baseball, Bobby Boucher, Waterboy
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