Jeter can’t pimp himself out to the ladies due to the injured thigh
Not a big Jeter fan, but he is one of the few baseball players that has screwed every chick in the nation. I mean if you are a girl and you have not had sex with Derek Jeter, you are in that 1% minority. I mean Derek Jeter is a pimp, and he also is a role model to the children, with his fade cut and all-American style. No other person can be like that.
Who else has dated Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Adrianna Lima, Jessica Biel, Mariah Carey, AND the random hot chick down the street, as well as being a media darling and going to strip clubs with Jorge Posada and A-Rod? Coddamn, 90% of the Valtrex in the world is made for Derek Jeter (and Pat Burrell). Well-known fact right there.
Now he’s out with a groin upper left thigh injury. Now he cannot pimp. Do you know how much it hurts when you are trying to have sex and your upper thigh gives way?
Jeter Will Sit Out Series to Rest Injured Thigh (Ny Times)
Tags: Baseball, Derek Jeter, hos, Jessica Biel, Mariah Carey, MLB, pimpin' ain't easy, pimps, Scarlett Johansson, sports, Valtrex
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