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As much as I don’t like the Yankees, I love Hideki Matsui. For example, according to this article on TIME, he was well known in Japan for his porn collection.

“Indeed, his only eccentricity, if it can be called that, is his extensive private library of adult videos. His refreshing ability to laugh self-deprecatingly about his porno collection, reporters say, is one reason why fans and even nonfans have taken to him so much. Says former reporter Isao Hirooka: “Hideki just wants to be like ordinary people.”

Anyways, he just got married. And the clandestine way that Godzilla presented is was really, really funny.

Quotes from the article on Newsday:

A statement Matsui released through the Yankees, said: “The bride is a 25-year-old civilian and had been formerly working in a reputable position at a highly respected company.”

and he and manslut Derek Jeter have a bet going:

“We’ve got a bet going,” Matsui said. “If he doesn’t get married within a year, I win the bet. Basically the bet was, whoever gets married first wins. Jeter said he himself doesn’t have a girlfriend, so he’s getting a one-year handicap.”

Yankees’ Hideki Matsui gets married (Newsday)